White Paper, Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy

🪙 FRIT Meme White Paper (Myth Edition)

The Spark

FRIT began as a rogue rune‑ember that slipped out of the cosmic furnace and refused to behave. It drifted through the void until it found mortals chaotic enough to appreciate it.

The Purpose

FRIT has no purpose.
FRIT rejects purpose.
FRIT exists because the universe occasionally spawns things that make no sense and expects us to deal with it.

The Mechanism

There is no mechanism.
There is only the sigil, the spark, and the collective willingness to shout “FRIT” into the digital wind.

The Supply

FRIT appears in whatever quantity the rune decides. Mortals may attempt to count it, but the spark laughs at such efforts.

The Roadmap

There is no roadmap.
Only wandering.
Only chaos.
Only vibes.

The Community

Those who hold FRIT become Rune Bearers — custodians of a myth that refuses to be explained.

⚖️ FRIT Terms of Use (Meme‑Only Edition)

By touching, glancing at, or spiritually resonating with FRIT, you agree to the following cosmic truths:

  • FRIT does nothing.
  • FRIT promises nothing.
  • FRIT guarantees nothing.
  • FRIT is not a tool, a service, a product, or a life path.
  • FRIT is a spark of mythic nonsense and should be treated accordingly.

You acknowledge that:

  • You wield FRIT at your own risk.
  • You interpret FRIT at your own peril.
  • You meme FRIT of your own free will.
  • You understand that FRIT may cause spontaneous laughter, confusion, or existential clarity.

You further agree that:

  • No entity, mortal or divine, is responsible for what you do with FRIT.
  • FRIT cannot be blamed for financial decisions, emotional decisions, or questionable late‑night choices.
  • FRIT is not investment advice, legal advice, spiritual advice, or any other kind of advice.

If you disagree with any of the above, simply stop thinking about FRIT and the spark will release you.

🔒 FRIT Privacy Policy (Meme‑Only Edition)

FRIT does not want your data.
FRIT cannot read your data.
FRIT would not know what to do with your data even if it had it.

FRIT collects:

  • Nothing.

FRIT stores:

  • Nothing.

FRIT shares:

  • Nothing.

If at any point FRIT accidentally encounters information about you, it immediately forgets it in a burst of chaotic rune‑static.

Your privacy is protected by:

  • The cosmic inability of FRIT to care
  • The mythic nature of the spark
  • The fact that FRIT is a meme and memes do not maintain databases

If you wish to request deletion of your data, rest assured:
FRIT never had it.

01/18/2026 – This version replaces all previous versions. To view previous versions click here.